long time, no blog

It's so crazy - as much as I love reading other people's blogs, I hardly ever post in mine. Not that I belive anyone reads this anyway, but I hate to be a never-updating blog owner.

True story: Last week, I go with the work crew to this local dive. It's actually a double-wide trailer, so needless to say, my expectations were sky-high. When we are ordering drinks, I'm the last to go. The bartender says, "And what can I get for you, young lady?" I crane my head to see what kind of beer they have on tap. My eyes fasten on a familiar logo. I look the bartender straight in the eye for a few seconds and calmy announce, "I'll have The Beast." Everyone kind of looks at me for a second, and even the bartender falters for a second before grabbing an empty bar mug. "You really want that stuff??" Yes, ladies and gentleman, this fabulous establishment sells Milwaukee's Best. On tap. What can be better than that? My friend was so amazed he text'd eight of his friends to tell them about this wondrous find. One of his friends writes back, "Are you sure you're not at a frat house?"